Me, Myself and I

I've been blogging for nearly a year now and I'm almost at my 100th blog. So it's time to share a few things you don't know about me. Or rather, five facts that you might be better off not knowing:

1) I would rather give birth than do arts and craft.
2) Bad habits include ignoring The Toddler screaming so I can update my Facebook status.
3) I am the second funniest person The Husband has ever met even though every time I do an accent it sounds like American.
4) After moaning that I want a dog for two years, I now have one but it's really starting to get on my nerves. Same applies to my children.
5) I am considering abandoning my family to go on a major bender.

If you're still reading, then thanks for your support x