On the twelfth day of Christmas my children sent to me:
12 juices spilling
11 dinner's disgusting
10 times a-fighting
9 mummy I need yous
8 why's that man smelling
7 you are stupids
6 pants a-peeing
5 smelly poos
4 kicks to groin
3 walls with pen
2 stolen gloves
and a hidden Land Rover key
Love it! Sounds like my house :-)
ReplyDeleteyou are for sure the one mum who tells it how it is! I am getting lots of smelly poos spread all over the nappy right now and it's not just for Xmas! oh Joy!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... might have to try and make up my own one of those! We are thankfully past the pants a-peeing and the smelly poos (well, in nappies at least) but the you are stupids, dinner's disgusting and 10 times a-fighting are all too familiar!
ReplyDeleteAhhh, can't beat the festive spirit - G&T for me please.
Love Curtise x
Hah! Hope you've found the car keys? Buried in the playdough? Just a wild guess. x
ReplyDeleteOnly four kicks to the groin? Good day!
ReplyDeleteblimey sounds like my house!
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