I am quite often heard trumpeting around the village in a tutu
The Husband was in a wind-up mood. He thought he was being hilarious when, in fact, he was being a pain-in-the-ass. His contribution to Mother's Day was giving me some flowers from Asda (reduced now £1) and talking me through what I had contributed to our three children:
- THE TWEENAGER: Moaning, asking the same question over&over, impatience.
- THE TOMBOY: Hot headiness, shouting, weird dress sense.
- THE TODDLER: Neediness.