CHILDBIRTH ISN'T THE MIRACLE - SURVIVING PARENTHOOD IS

Thursday 11 April 2013

Twenty Things My Toddler Has Freaked Out About Today

1. He needs a big box
2. His sister won't talk to him
3. His sister is talking to him
4. The toothpaste tastes too spicy
5. Peppa Pig can't come for lunch
6. He wants four walkie-talkies
7. He hates the red cup
8. The carpet is too soft
9. There are bubbles in his socks
10. He doesn't like the tap
11. His brother breathed on him
12. He's not allowed on the car roof
13. I didn't watch him come down the slide
14. The label in his vest is itchy
15. I touched his hair
16. His finger tastes sticky
17. His eyes are being googly
18. The pillow is too heavy
19. The phone rang
20. I'm typing this blog

13 comments:

  1. Sounds quite an eventful day!

    Stu

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  2. Yep, sounds like a toddler. Or at least, sounds like mine at that age!

    What time's wine o'clock?

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  3. That was me, before breakfast! Hate a soft carpet lol x

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  4. Sounds just like teens but less mumbling

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  5. I'd offer to swap but mine are just as bad. Itchy pillows?

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  6. Flippin brilliant. Well done for not being tempted to let him go on the car roof.

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  7. Michelle Finnigan11 April 2013 at 12:58

    I'm impressed you can remember all that!! :)

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  8. Genius! So glad they freak out about all the same stuff. Bug yesterday got stressed about a lumpy tongue, the need for a wee in the middle fo Spongebob Squarepants, and the fact that there were too many hands in the Hama beads box...

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  9. The really scary thing about that list is that at least five of those freak me out too. Love Anna (aged 44)xx

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  10. Just wait until the toddler is a teenager and freaking out about the same things. Then it gets scary.

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  11. Haha I love it, spicy toothpaste x

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